"Men are more ready to repay an injury than a benefit,
because gratitude is a burden and revenge a pleasure"
˜Tacitus
Strength is how hard you can throw a tomato,
Dexterity is the ability to cut a tomato without cutting yourself,
Constitution is being able to eat a rotten tomato,
Intelligence is knowing that a tomato is a fruit,
While wisdom is knowing not to put in a fruit salad,
Charisma is the ability to sell a tomato-based fruit salad.
And as a bonus, luck is your ability to find a tomato in a field of potatoes.
_lifehack credit goes to /KillerVanDrake from /reddit
_image designs by @billymacdeus (IG)
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